why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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