what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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