by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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