Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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