We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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