Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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