How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
