How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I have post one night stand depression
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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