You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We were destined to go to rehab together
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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