I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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