I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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