I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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