I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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