is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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