You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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