i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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