Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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