u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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