We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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