I'm so fucking centered right now
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
