I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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