hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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