The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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