I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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