ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am available for nakedness
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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