like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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