whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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