lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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