We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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