i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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