We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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