At least make sure they are 18
Why
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Randomize
