My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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