I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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