Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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