That's intense
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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