is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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