its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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