one two three fourrrrnication!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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