I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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