Tell her she can't have a vagina
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
