I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
