oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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