i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I understand Curling. That high.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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