whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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