I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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