sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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