I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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