I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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