"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
